I am the perv of seventh grade in Stonewall Jackson. Everyone knows. All I need is my pervy friends to be pervy with.
love you guys!!
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When your crush LIKES your facebook picture. Your like ..
"A plastic surgeon is preparing for surgery. The girl is laying down with her chest exposed! She screams at a cockaroach. He steps on it and trips. He falls and swallows her boob whole! It lands in his stomach and you can see her nip through his stomach."
"Pick up line some girl tried on me :) ” You’re parents must be retarded because you are special."